Eve
Feb 21st, 2008

Can woman survive on chocolate alone?

 This morning I began noshing on my box of chocolates around 8 am. I left the bed to make breakfast for my children, a duty that takes about 30 minutes. I think I went back to lay in bed and nosh some more after an hour.

I was tired. Of course I was tired. The hours were ticking by and my body had nothing healthy to burn. But for sake of my experiment I continued my chocolate fast.  Children came in and out of my bedroom wanting me to frolic and play. I tried to conserve what little energy I had. 

I lasted until 1pm. Lunch rolled around and it was then I knew the woman, especially a pregnant one, cannot survive on chocolate alone. So I had some licorice and a pre-natal vitamin.

Glory.

7 Responses to “Can woman survive on chocolate alone?”

  1. # Not the Queenon 21 Feb 2008 at 3:47 pm

    Thank goodness for prenatals!

  2. # Melissaon 21 Feb 2008 at 4:19 pm

    Sounds like a good experiement. You should have asked for government funding :)

  3. # chiliheadon 21 Feb 2008 at 5:58 pm

    ‘Atta girl.

  4. # McCraneyon 21 Feb 2008 at 6:07 pm

    You are funny. I has lots of white choc. today. Dark choc. is better.

  5. # B Rigon 21 Feb 2008 at 11:54 pm

    I survive on boiled chicken, carrots and cottage cheese.

  6. # Sunshine Girlon 22 Feb 2008 at 10:11 am

    ok…so maybe prego women cannot survive on chocolate alone…but if your not prego…like me for instance…no problem!

  7. # redon 25 Feb 2008 at 10:49 pm

    Oh, that was divine. Thanks for the laugh eve. I’m tearing.

    I did that not so long ago - I had a huge chocolate craving and almost ate a whole batch of No-Pudge Brownies from Trader Joe’s -they are addicting. I was buzzing off them, really, I don’t recommend eating that much at one time - but worth the shakes.

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