Eve
Mar 30th, 2007
Mar 30th, 2007
Evolution
This post is not for the eyes of my family, sorry my brother…believe me you do NOT want this visual, and you know to what lengths I can go.
So here it is, my sad tale of what it has come down to, (literally) after nursing three children.
My daughter was in my room while I was changing to go work out. She stared with big eyes at me, wrinkled her nose, and spoke some gibberish. But what came out next was very clear…
“Mommy, your like a monkey!” she said.
I realized immediately what body part(s) she referred to. I hope she’s not scarred for life. And yes I will be changing in the closet from now on.
Good Enough
Awww, what an innocent comment that could be a real zinger if she really meant harm by it!
So funny how honest children are… if it makes you feel better, I’d probably be considered a hippo by your daughter!
LOL - I’m sorry… I shouldn’t laugh… but when I got out of the shower the other day my Baby Girl was standing there and she said, “Mommy, your body is all bumpy. That’s pretty funny”. So sweet, aren’t they…
I have been there. I nursed 6 kids so you can just imagine…
I told my dh that he owes me a breast job when I am done…sadly, I don’t think I will ever get one.
Sweety, I’ve been like a monkey since I was 13, and nursing 3 hasn’t helped. Picture a regular sized girl with cantaloupes in her shirt. I’m not lying. I just don’t go out in public for the first 3 months of nursing. Ditto on the boob job.
I hope it’s a big closet. It’s more comfortable that way. Just roll them up and put them away quickly so you can come out and hang out at my house.
Roll them up. Bwaahh Haaah haaaah!
LOL… I love it! I always say I look like one of those National Geographic women - sheesh. I told DH after we’re done having kids I’m gonna go see Dr. Rey and get some work done! I think DH is the only man I’ve known who doesn’t want his wife to get one. He likes ‘em - saggy and all.